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Heart-touching Story Of How Elephant Killed A White Man In Ibadan. See Picture

NCC - Thursday, July 02, 2015


In 1995, Peter Davies was on holiday in Nigeria after graduating from Louisiana State University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the University of Ibadan Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1995, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Bloggers demand payment of transformer allowance- Read why

NCC - Thursday, June 25, 2015



Bloggers have taken to the street to protest the non-payment of their transformer allowance. According to our correspondent, Professor Cletus, the bloggers argued that every blogger should have a personal transformer  installed in their place of residence  or its money equivalent paid to them in order to stay immune to power failure. Mathew Johnpaul, an upcoming blogger expressed his frustration with what he described as "power kwashiokor"  which has characterized the power sector. He posited that every blogger should have fixed allowance to cushion the effect of the epileptic power supply which has plunged all bloggers into darkness forcing some of them to buy UPS for their laptops.
He said, " some of us are yet to update our blogs for more than a month. We appeal to the new administration and the senate to move the motion of providing transformer allowances to all the bloggers in the country. I tried to update my blog with a news about how a grandmother trekked from Otuoke to Daura to congratulate the new leader but NEPA took light"
Another angry blogger expressed dissatisfaction and complained that his alexa rank has fallen like his grandma's breast and urged the FG to intervene and fulfill their campaign promises of providing 500 KVA transformers to all the bloggers and wondered why every blogger shouldn't beat Linda Ikeji if equipped with the necessary tools.

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